We're proud to present a Miss Metal-Blast you won't forget. Shaundra is our first transgendered Miss Metal-Blast. But she's a woman at heart and she's got the attitude, personality and coolness factor that we look for in our Miss M-B's. So check out Shaundra in all her pride and glory as she is our Miss September!

Tell us what you like about Metal-Blast.com.

It informs me of cool shit going down within the rock world without the rather annoying folk that infest Blabbermouth and KNAC. It also keeps me in the loop on the rather dismal state of Raw, through Pimpstress' awesome reviews.

Tell us why you'd make a good Miss Metal-Blast.

Because I'm a mushroom cloud LAYIN Motherfucker motherfucker! Actually, because I'm a girl that goes balls out at mach nine, and like Spinal Tap, I play on 11. Plus I got some nice fake tits and I can make a rather dank Vault and Gin.

Ok, tell us a little bit about yourself.

I'm Shaundra Sparkles, Queen Extreme of the 541. I live for always having fun no matter what I'm doing, and I do it with a smile and a rather bizzare sense of fashion and even stranger cats I kick it with.

Where are you from and what kind of work do you do?

I'm from the backwoods of the Oregon Coast. Where the forests are massive and the summers are extremely happening. I work for an extremely homophobic/unfriendly corporation that has an exceedingly large white trash population (Wal-Mart) On the side, I assist and occasionly run Karaoke night down at the bar on Fridays. While the latter doens't net that much, my bar tab is free and a couple of extra bucks isn't too shabby.



What kind of ambitions or goals do you have?

Besides a boob job, trachea shave etc. I'd like to work at a Hot Topic and model fetish gear whilst being a radio DJ. As well as playing in a Hole-esque rock band. If this all goes down within the next few years, I'll be gravy.

What kind of hobbies do you have?

I collect NES and SNES games, as well as music from different genres and some music that's just strange. I also like to write and midaner through the woods. And Tubing the river in the summer, with a Rogue in the hand.

Favorite bands?

Right now: Jimi Hendrix, Clutch, Bad Religion, Nirvana, Dead Kennedys, Metallica, S.O.D., Bush era Anthrax and Led Zeppelin

Which type of musician are you most likely to go after, The singer, the guitar player, the bass player or the drummer?

Singer and Guitar player rolled into one.

Turn ons/Turn offs?

Turn ons: Very spontanious attitude, long hair, a sense of humor, nice ass and a love for good beer and be very open minded. And cat lovers.

Turn offs: Close minded fucks, White people that thing they're G's, stupid people and rather snobbish me first cats.

What does it take to win you over?

If you doll me up in PVC and hand me a paddle and a drink, Golden.
Seriously, Just someone who isn't afraid to be themselves and that has a good positive attitude. And being a musician gets big points

Got anything to pimp? Bands, charities, favorite websites (besides Metal-Blast.com), TV shows, etc.

I dig Ruthless Reviews for a good chuckle.
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/

And ALWAYS have to plug Rogue Ale
http://www.rogue.com

And GO TO A CLUTCH SHOW!!!!!!

How do you feel about being Miss Metal-Blast?

The first stop in The Takeover.